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Jersery Shore x Lebron James

Too bad New Jersey could have been more entertaining than the Guido x overly tanned chicks x excessive gel in hair spoiled children

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Throwback Pic/Lowkey Roast

-A Young Joakim Noah

Many things comes to mind when seeing Joakim Noah but one thing is at the front and that is…“This cat better not evvvveerrr go to Jail”

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Taking you back to 96′

Leeavvvee me Alone Cleveland

After the “biggest news in sports” since…well since Lebron took his abilities to South Beach, Cleveland fans are still bitter & have been burning his jerseys and any other Lebron memorabilia.  First thought that comes to mind is that why in the world would you buy something only to burn it? They either showing their intelligence, realllyy like Drake -“Money to Blow” or maybe both. Who knows…one thing to understand that its business Cleveland. Think about it if you were at a job where you are doing the majority of the work and your co-workers were flunkies & a guy offered you a job with better benefits, better working environment with less work would YOU take the other job? Or stay where you are at?

Sidebar: Doesn’t this pic make Lebron face look like a smashed Nectarine?

Cavs owner: ‘Cleveland fans don’t deserve this cowardly betrayal’

Text & Article via Trey Kerby & Yahoo Sports…

As you can imagine, players leaving a team can leave that team pretty upset. Especially when that team is the only team the player has ever played for and the player grew up 45 minutes from the city where the team is located. If you haven’t figured it out yet, this is about LeBron James(notes) and the Cleveland Cavaliers and their owner, Dan Gilbert, who seems to be pretty upset with James’ decision.

He’s written an open letter to Cavaliers fans and it is, in a word, cramazing (crazy + amazing). It’s an absolute evisceration of LeBron James and you need to read it in its entirety immediately. However, because I’m a nice guy, here are the best parts of it.

As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier.

OK, that’s a pretty mild burn, but a burn nonetheless.

It gets better.

You simply don’t deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal.

You have given so much and deserve so much more.

Yikes. This is the owner of an NBA team saying this.

Let’s go on.

“I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING’ WINS ONE”

I’d love to take credit for the all-caps and the bold, but that’s all Gilbert. He’s pretty serious about this.

Oh, there’s more.

Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.

Sorry, but that’s simply not how it works.

Preach, Dan Gilbert!

The self-declared former “King” will be taking the “curse” with him down south. And until he does “right” by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma.

Holy smokes, that’s insane. And as Devine noted, it’s all in Comic Sans font which makes this even more unbelievable. Go read this whole thing three or four times, keeping in mind that the actual owner of an NBA team wrote this and posted it on the Internet. It’s incredible.

Dan Gilbert must have missed his nap today.

[Yahoo Sports]

You know its crazy how a guy who millionaire/businessman act like a child.  If they would have traded Lebron James then it would have just been “business” but when Lebron makes his own decision to actually win a Championship with a team that knows how to build…then hes a “traitor?”  Which is B.S. to the 3rd degree by the way. I’m still buggin’ that Dan Gilbert actually wrote that letter in Comic Sans…LMAO.  Typing in Times New Roman is like the first thing you learn to type in when going to school. Its obvious that Dan Gilbert has some bitchassness in his veins.

DYNASTY…

A good year, great team, and…whats that on that guy in the middle feet? Jordan 13’s? Yah mon this is real dope. Longley x Rodman x Harper x Pippen x Kerr x Jordan x Phill Jackson=DYNASTY. After seeing this you think Lebron would say yeah?  Sidebar: doesn’t number 22 in the top left corner look like a he could be Steve Francis? haha

Lakers Fans Riot…Again

Via HoodNerd…

Maybe I’m just a little bitter because my teams never win championships but this seems a little ridiculous to me. You riot when you win? Your city wins and Championship which is a great honor and your way of celebrating is destroying the city? I’m dumbfounded. This isn’t the first time either it seems to be the norm out in L.A. Knowing David Stern they’ll be looking at methods on stopping this that may end up pissing fans off. Like what if they said no alcohol for game 7 or what if they did like the NFL and put the finals at a random arena. Who knows. Anyway check out some pics below:

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Car Set on Fire and Explodes!

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