“While Lil’ Kim is trying to push Nicki Minaj’s dream house into a ditch and Trina is out verifying her creole status, Khia managed to sneak out of her kennel and end up at ABC News studios. Now that’s the gotcha gotcha!” — Fresh

This much is true.

Khia appeared on ABC News recently to promote her new single “Been A Bad Girl.” While she wore her cookout outfit and plastic sunglasses made by some 3rd-cousin-twice-removed, she used something I never heard her use before: her “proper voice.” It must have worked, cause she charmed the hell out of that interviewer and even had me fooled for a few seconds there. Click here to watch!